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81I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. Share on Facebook      
82I broke a leg one time ... spilt coffee all over. Share on Facebook      
83I broke a mirror in my house, I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. Share on Facebook      
84I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds. Share on Facebook      
85I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. Share on Facebook      
86I called the wrong number today. I said is Joey there? A women answered and said yes, he is. I said, can I speak to him please? She said no, he can't talk right now, he's only two months old. I said all right, I'll wait. Share on Facebook      
87I came, I came to, I came to believe. Share on Facebook      
88I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. Share on Facebook      
89I can calculate trajectories, I can analyze chemical compositions so why can't I figure out where the other sock is after using the dryer? Share on Facebook      
90I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. Share on Facebook      
91I can get a job. I can pay the phone bill. I can cut the lawn, cut my hair, cut down my cholesterol. I can work overtime. I can work in a mine. I can do it all for you, but I don't want to. Share on Facebook      
92I can handle pain until it hurts. Share on Facebook      
93I can lead you to the water but I can't let you drink. Share on Facebook      
94I can levitate birds, but nobody cares. Share on Facebook      
95I can not and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. Share on Facebook      
96I can not dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. Share on Facebook      
97I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. Share on Facebook      
98I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep. I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's really easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said, "I thought I told you to go to sleep!" Share on Facebook      
99I can resist everything except temptation. Share on Facebook      
100I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit. Share on Facebook