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81He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it. Share on Facebook      
82He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. Share on Facebook      
83He met her in a revolving door and has been going around with her ever since. Share on Facebook      
84He said he was dying of fast women, slow horses, crooked cards and straight whisky. Share on Facebook      
85He told me he could eat a 32 ounce steak, but I found that hard to swallow. Share on Facebook      
86He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in. Share on Facebook      
87He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place. Share on Facebook      
88He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival. Share on Facebook      
89He was hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine. Share on Facebook      
90He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day. Share on Facebook      
91He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.... Share on Facebook      
92He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. Share on Facebook      
93He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. Share on Facebook      
94He who hesitates is probably right. Share on Facebook      
95He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. Share on Facebook      
96He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. Share on Facebook      
97He who laughs last thinks slowest. Share on Facebook      
98He who laughs... lasts. Share on Facebook      
99He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery. Share on Facebook      
100He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end! Share on Facebook