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81Going the speed of light is bad for your age. Share on Facebook      
82Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Share on Facebook      
83Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion. Share on Facebook      
84Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn't Jesus have preferred Gold, Platinum and Silver? Share on Facebook      
85Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule. Share on Facebook      
86Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. Share on Facebook      
87Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken. Share on Facebook      
88Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game. Share on Facebook      
89Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it. Share on Facebook      
90Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players ! Share on Facebook      
91Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY! Share on Facebook      
92Good evening everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theatre and picking up after yourselves. Share on Facebook      
93Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. Share on Facebook      
94Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Share on Facebook      
95Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Share on Facebook      
96Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. Share on Facebook      
97Good morning is an oxymoron. Share on Facebook      
98Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Share on Facebook      
99Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight. Share on Facebook      
100Good taste is boundless, while bad taste knows no bounds. Share on Facebook