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81Ever wonder why we're here? Well, don't. For thousands of years, man has been trying to figure out the meaning of life, and I don't think you're going to be the one to get it, Mr. smartypants. Share on Facebook      
82Ever wonder why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Share on Facebook      
83Ever wondered what a lovely quiet place it would be if everyone had their throats cut? Share on Facebook      
84Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. We must find this woman and stop her. Share on Facebook      
85Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it. Share on Facebook      
86Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. Share on Facebook      
87Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird. Share on Facebook      
88Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. Share on Facebook      
89Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away. Share on Facebook      
90Every good friend once was a stranger. Share on Facebook      
91Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95. Share on Facebook      
92Every man needs a wife, because many things go wrong that he can't blame on the government. Share on Facebook      
93Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener. Share on Facebook      
94Every man should marry. After all, happiness isn't the only thing in life. Share on Facebook      
95Every morning is the dawn of a new error. Share on Facebook      
96Every once in a while, I like to look up into the sky and smile for a satellite photo Share on Facebook      
97Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. Share on Facebook      
98Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. Share on Facebook      
99Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. Share on Facebook      
100Every solution breeds new problems. Share on Facebook