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81Dieting is wishful shrinking. Share on Facebook      
82Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com. Share on Facebook      
83Dijon vu: the feeling you've had this mustard before. Share on Facebook      
84Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your own way. Share on Facebook      
85Diplomacy is letting someone else have your way. Share on Facebook      
86Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. Share on Facebook      
87Directory assistance has still not been able to tell me where all my single socks are. Share on Facebook      
88Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed. Share on Facebook      
89Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. Share on Facebook      
90Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice. Share on Facebook      
91Divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Share on Facebook      
92Divorce is like Espresso, expensive and bitter. Share on Facebook      
93DNA: National Dyslexic Association Share on Facebook      
94Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Share on Facebook      
95Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Share on Facebook      
96Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Share on Facebook      
97Do communion wafers taste better in Corpus Christi, Texas, or in Sacramento, California? Share on Facebook      
98Do deaf gynecologists read lips? Share on Facebook      
99Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped? Share on Facebook      
100Do fish get thirsty? Share on Facebook