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81Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view. Share on Facebook      
82Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate-the bombs always hit the ground. Share on Facebook      
83Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. Share on Facebook      
84Cocaine is God's way of telling you you make way too much money. Share on Facebook      
85Coffee just isn't my cup of tea. Share on Facebook      
86Coffee, chocolate, men.. Some things are just better rich. Share on Facebook      
87COFFEE.EXE is missing. Insert cup and press any key. Share on Facebook      
88Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. Share on Facebook      
89Coincidence is just an euphemism for conspiracy. Share on Facebook      
90Coincidence: when God chooses to remain anonymous. Share on Facebook      
91Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Share on Facebook      
92Collect empty Cornflakes packets in a spare bedroom or attic space. Count them after five years, then divide the total by 260. This will give you a rough idea of how many packets you get through in a week. Share on Facebook      
93College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come. Share on Facebook      
94College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife. Share on Facebook      
95College students. We drink more beer before 9:00 a.m. than most people drink all day! Share on Facebook      
96College would be great if it weren't for all the classes. Share on Facebook      
97Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies. Share on Facebook      
98Commit suicide. A hundred thousand lemmings cannot be wrong. Share on Facebook      
99Common sense isn't. Share on Facebook      
100Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Share on Facebook