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81Behind every succesful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Share on Facebook      
82Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Share on Facebook      
83Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Share on Facebook      
84Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Share on Facebook      
85Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Share on Facebook      
86Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two! Share on Facebook      
87Behold the warranty: The bold print giveth, and the fine print taketh away. Share on Facebook      
88Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! Share on Facebook      
89Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss. Share on Facebook      
90Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Share on Facebook      
91Being cool, is not trying to be cool. Share on Facebook      
92Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Share on Facebook      
93Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat. Share on Facebook      
94Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. Share on Facebook      
95Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies mark it as at least a misdemeanor. Share on Facebook      
96Being miserable because of a former relationship means that the other person was right about you. Share on Facebook      
97Being overweight just sort of snacks up on you. Share on Facebook      
98Being paranoid means never having to think that you're alone. Share on Facebook      
99Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry. Share on Facebook      
100Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are - you aren't. Share on Facebook