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81A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. Share on Facebook      
82A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Share on Facebook      
83A disagreeable task is its own reward. Share on Facebook      
84A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. Share on Facebook      
85A doctor is only as famous as his last screw up. Share on Facebook      
86A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them. Share on Facebook      
87A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show. Share on Facebook      
88A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. Share on Facebook      
89A drunk is a sick human being trying to get well, not a bad one trying to be good. Share on Facebook      
90A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Share on Facebook      
91A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog. Share on Facebook      
92A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Share on Facebook      
93A face without freckles is like a sky without stars. Share on Facebook      
94A fail-safe circuit will destroy all other circuits. Share on Facebook      
95A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be. Share on Facebook      
96A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Share on Facebook      
97A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries. Share on Facebook      
98A flying particle will always seek the nearest eye. Share on Facebook      
99A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. Share on Facebook      
100A fool and his honey are soon parted. Share on Facebook