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961By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. Share on Facebook      
962C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE! Share on Facebook      
963C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. Share on Facebook      
964Calcium Anthropology: the study of milkmen. Share on Facebook      
965Camels do not store water in their humps. Instead, they use their needle-sharp tendrils to siphon water out of their unsuspecting riders. Share on Facebook      
966Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes Share on Facebook      
967Can a blind person feel blue? Share on Facebook      
968Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? Share on Facebook      
969Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? Share on Facebook      
970Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant ? Share on Facebook      
971Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Share on Facebook      
972Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1? Share on Facebook      
973Can someone tell me where on my marriage license I can find the expiration date ? Share on Facebook      
974Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Share on Facebook      
975Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Share on Facebook      
976Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper? Share on Facebook      
977Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book? Share on Facebook      
978Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly. Share on Facebook      
979Cancel my subscription caused I'm over your issues! Share on Facebook      
980Cancer research is a growth industry. Share on Facebook