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941I'm not saying that I'm losing my sex drive, but at my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind. Share on Facebook      
942I'm not saying you're lazy, but you should try out for "American Idle". Share on Facebook      
943I'm not schizophrenic! Well, not all of my 500 selves... Share on Facebook      
944I'm Not Suddenly a Dirty Old Man... I've Been Practicing Since 1949 Share on Facebook      
945I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. Share on Facebook      
946I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Share on Facebook      
947I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected. Share on Facebook      
948I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care. Share on Facebook      
949I'm on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days. Share on Facebook      
950I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. Share on Facebook      
951I'm only attending school until it becomes available on CD-ROM. Share on Facebook      
952I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want? Share on Facebook      
953I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun... any questions? Share on Facebook      
954I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. Share on Facebook      
955I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM. Share on Facebook      
956I'm pisexual. I am attracted to 3.142 different sexes. Share on Facebook      
957I'm putting the "Sensual" in "Non-Consensual". Share on Facebook      
958I'm really a very persuasive person. I can convince myself of anything. Share on Facebook      
959I'm retired and this is as dressed up as I'm gonna get. Share on Facebook      
960I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Share on Facebook