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941Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Share on Facebook      
942Business truth: After any unit has been completely assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. Share on Facebook      
943Business truth: The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building. Share on Facebook      
944Business truth: The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance. Share on Facebook      
945But I don't have an "any key" on my computer! Share on Facebook      
946But I thought it was inflammable! Share on Facebook      
947But looking ridiculous IS the fashion this year! Share on Facebook      
948But ocifer, I swear to drunk I'm not god! Share on Facebook      
949Buy your lottery tickets the day after the drawing for half price. You have just as much chance of winning. Share on Facebook      
950By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Share on Facebook      
951By doing just a little each day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me. Share on Facebook      
952By learning to obey, you will know how to command. Share on Facebook      
953By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. Share on Facebook      
954By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. Share on Facebook      
955By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry". Share on Facebook      
956By the time you can make ends meet, they shorten the rope. Share on Facebook      
957By the time you find greener pastures, you're too old to climb the fence. Share on Facebook      
958By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game. Share on Facebook      
959By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Share on Facebook      
960By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. Share on Facebook