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921I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed. Share on Facebook      
922I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday! Share on Facebook      
923I'm not crazy, I'm just sanity challenged. Share on Facebook      
924I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. Share on Facebook      
925I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced. Share on Facebook      
926I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. Share on Facebook      
927I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President. Share on Facebook      
928I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. Share on Facebook      
929I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you. Share on Facebook      
930I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! Share on Facebook      
931I'm not on Myspace... I'm right here. Share on Facebook      
932I'm not only weird. I'm gifted too. Share on Facebook      
933I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that? Share on Facebook      
934I'm not paranoid, they really are after me. Share on Facebook      
935I'm not saying my wife is a terrible cook, but our garbage disposal has developed an ulcer. Share on Facebook      
936I'm not saying she's a tramp, but her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors. Share on Facebook      
937I'm not saying she's dumb, she's just taken a detour off the information superhighway. Share on Facebook      
938I'm not saying she's easy, but she's been in so many motel rooms, her nickname is "Gideon". Share on Facebook      
939I'm not saying she's fat, but when I pulled her pants down to her knees, her ass was still in them Share on Facebook      
940I'm not saying she's ugly, but if she was cast as Lady Godiva, the horse would steal the show. Share on Facebook