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921Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. Share on Facebook      
922Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses. Share on Facebook      
923Boy am I tired. On the way in here, I felt something touching my heels. It was my ass! Share on Facebook      
924Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. Share on Facebook      
925Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Share on Facebook      
926Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. Share on Facebook      
927Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. Share on Facebook      
928brb has lost all meaning... since when did brb mean "be back in 4 hours after lunch"? Share on Facebook      
929Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Share on Facebook      
930Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both. Share on Facebook      
931Brilliant's Observation On Modern Art: Not all our artists are playing a joke on the public. Some are genuinely mad. Share on Facebook      
932Broccoli is actually made in a chemical factory in Sudbury, Ontario. Share on Facebook      
933Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me. Share on Facebook      
934Buffet. A French word that means: Get up & get it yourself! Share on Facebook      
935Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it. Share on Facebook      
936Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Share on Facebook      
937Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. Share on Facebook      
938Bulimia: twice the taste, none of the calories. Share on Facebook      
939Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. Share on Facebook      
940Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation. Share on Facebook