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901Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?" Share on Facebook      
902Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him. Share on Facebook      
903Two things you have to do to become an old-timer: don't use and don't die. Share on Facebook      
904Two words: Catapulting Teacups. Share on Facebook      
905Two wrongs are only the beginning. Share on Facebook      
906Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Share on Facebook      
907Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. Share on Facebook      
908Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her. Share on Facebook