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901Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Share on Facebook      
902Black holes are where God divided by zero. Share on Facebook      
903Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth. Share on Facebook      
904Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots. Share on Facebook      
905Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. Share on Facebook      
906Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups. Share on Facebook      
907Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. Share on Facebook      
908Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. Share on Facebook      
909Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diet. Share on Facebook      
910Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living. Share on Facebook      
911Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. Share on Facebook      
912Blindness is caused by years of intense exposure to light. If you keep your eyes closed all the time, it is quite likely that you will never go blind. Share on Facebook      
913Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter. Share on Facebook      
914Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason. Share on Facebook      
915Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. Share on Facebook      
916Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question. Share on Facebook      
917Boredom is a sign of unused potential. Share on Facebook      
918Boredom sets into boring minds. Share on Facebook      
919Boredoom: The state at which a person is so incredibly bored, they lack the desire to do anything. Share on Facebook      
920Born Free... Taxed to Death. Share on Facebook