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881Try a little kindness. As little as possible. Share on Facebook      
882Try everything once. Except incest and folk dancing. Share on Facebook      
883Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. Share on Facebook      
884Try to be grateful and resentful at the same time, you can't serve two masters. Share on Facebook      
885Try to do things in chronological order. It's less confusing that way. Share on Facebook      
886Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. Share on Facebook      
887Trying is the first step towards failure. Share on Facebook      
888Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a bell. Share on Facebook      
889TV teaches us the big ultimate destroying robot always has an easily found and usable self destruct button. Share on Facebook      
890Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Share on Facebook      
891Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, "So. What did you think?" Share on Facebook      
892Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Share on Facebook      
893Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Share on Facebook      
894Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. Share on Facebook      
895Two eyebrows are better than one. Share on Facebook      
896Two fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve your type here." Share on Facebook      
897Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked. Share on Facebook      
898Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted. Share on Facebook      
899Two people in every one is a schizophrenic. Share on Facebook      
900Two rights do not make a wrong, they make an airplane. Share on Facebook