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881I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. Share on Facebook      
882I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Share on Facebook      
883I'm bored... Anyone got a rail gun? Share on Facebook      
884I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer. Share on Facebook      
885I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. Share on Facebook      
886I'm busier than Michael Jackson in a day care center. Share on Facebook      
887I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Share on Facebook      
888I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun. Share on Facebook      
889I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. Share on Facebook      
890I'm dating a guy who's twenty-one. That's seven in boy years. Share on Facebook      
891I'm dating a homeless woman. It's easier to talk her into staying over. Share on Facebook      
892I'm definitely, positively, maybe indecisive. Share on Facebook      
893I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. Share on Facebook      
894I'm failing geometry because I refuse to believe that pie are squared. Share on Facebook      
895I'm free to go, so I will stay! Share on Facebook      
896I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes. Share on Facebook      
897I'm gonna survive or die trying. Share on Facebook      
898I'm happier than Michael Jackson at a Harry Potter book signing. Share on Facebook      
899I'm hopelessly addicted to placebos -- I'd give them up, but it'd make no difference. Share on Facebook      
900I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it? Share on Facebook