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881Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Share on Facebook      
882Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq.....ruled by a dick. Share on Facebook      
883Beware of geeks bearing gifts. Share on Facebook      
884Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. Share on Facebook      
885Beware of the toes you step on today. They could be attached to the ass you may have to kiss tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
886Beware of those wearing suspenders with belts. Share on Facebook      
887Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you'll suck forever. Share on Facebook      
888Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anybody. Share on Facebook      
889Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Share on Facebook      
890Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing. Share on Facebook      
891Bill Clinton ought to be able to serve another term. I think 10-to-20 would be appropriate. Share on Facebook      
892Billings Phenomenon: The conclusions of most good operations research studies are obvious. - Robert E. Machol (The name refers to a well-known Billings story in which a farmer becomes concerned that his black horses are eating more than his white horses. He does a detailed study of the situation and finds that he has more black horses than white horses, Machol points out.) Share on Facebook      
893Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. Share on Facebook      
894Biology grows on you. Share on Facebook      
895Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. Share on Facebook      
896Birds of a feather flock together...then crap on your car. Share on Facebook      
897Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Share on Facebook      
898Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. Share on Facebook      
899Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Share on Facebook      
900Birthdays only come once a year...aren't you glad you're not a birthday? Share on Facebook