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861Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Share on Facebook      
862Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat. Share on Facebook      
863Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. Share on Facebook      
864Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies mark it as at least a misdemeanor. Share on Facebook      
865Being miserable because of a former relationship means that the other person was right about you. Share on Facebook      
866Being overweight just sort of snacks up on you. Share on Facebook      
867Being paranoid means never having to think that you're alone. Share on Facebook      
868Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry. Share on Facebook      
869Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are - you aren't. Share on Facebook      
870Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Share on Facebook      
871Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be. Share on Facebook      
872Benign is what you'll be after you're be eight. Share on Facebook      
873Berkeley is noted for the invention of two items: LSD and UNIX. This is not a coincidence. Share on Facebook      
874Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it. Share on Facebook      
875Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. Share on Facebook      
876Better late than really late. Share on Facebook      
877Better latent than never. Share on Facebook      
878Better to ask the way than to go astray Share on Facebook      
879Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness. Share on Facebook      
880Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Share on Facebook