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841Today's subliminal message is: ( ) Share on Facebook      
842Today's subliminal thought is: Share on Facebook      
843Today, "we have a choice. Share on Facebook      
844Today, my marker board reads: 'This month is Farm Animal Awareness Week.' It is also National Singles week. Please do NOT get the two mixed up. Share on Facebook      
845Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material. Share on Facebook      
846Together we can lick pornography. Share on Facebook      
847Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Share on Facebook      
848Tonight's weather, dark, continuing mostly dark tonight, leading to widely scattered areas of light in the morning. Share on Facebook      
849Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. Share on Facebook      
850Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium. Share on Facebook      
851Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good. Share on Facebook      
852Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Share on Facebook      
853Too many people don't care what happens, so long as it doesn't happen to them. Share on Facebook      
854Too much arousal can bring on a hard-attack. Share on Facebook      
855Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Share on Facebook      
856Too much of everything is just enough. Share on Facebook      
857Too much Pluribus, not enough Unum. Share on Facebook      
858Tornado rips through cemetery: Hundreds dead! Share on Facebook      
859Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. Share on Facebook      
860Transvestites: men who like to eat, drink, and be Mary. Share on Facebook