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841I wouldn't say that Joe has a sore arm, per se, but his arm is kind of sore. Share on Facebook      
842I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole! Share on Facebook      
843I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again. Share on Facebook      
844I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. Share on Facebook      
845I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." Share on Facebook      
846I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. Share on Facebook      
847I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. Share on Facebook      
848I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. Share on Facebook      
849I'd be rich if I could invent a pop-top beer can that wives can't hear open. Share on Facebook      
850I'd buy you a drink, but i'd be jealous of the straw. Share on Facebook      
851I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Share on Facebook      
852I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. Share on Facebook      
853I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Share on Facebook      
854I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in? Share on Facebook      
855I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it. Share on Facebook      
856I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." Share on Facebook      
857I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it. Share on Facebook      
858I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed! Share on Facebook      
859I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Share on Facebook      
860I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. Share on Facebook