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841Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. Share on Facebook      
842Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Share on Facebook      
843Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets. Share on Facebook      
844Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up. Share on Facebook      
845Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Share on Facebook      
846Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement upon the silence. Share on Facebook      
847Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean. Share on Facebook      
848Behind every great man is a puzzled woman. Share on Facebook      
849Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. Share on Facebook      
850Behind every succesful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Share on Facebook      
851Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Share on Facebook      
852Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Share on Facebook      
853Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. Share on Facebook      
854Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Share on Facebook      
855Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two! Share on Facebook      
856Behold the warranty: The bold print giveth, and the fine print taketh away. Share on Facebook      
857Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! Share on Facebook      
858Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss. Share on Facebook      
859Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Share on Facebook      
860Being cool, is not trying to be cool. Share on Facebook