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821To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music. Share on Facebook      
822To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! Share on Facebook      
823To some its a six-pack, to me its a support group. Share on Facebook      
824To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. Share on Facebook      
825To stop smoking is very easy. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times. Share on Facebook      
826To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Share on Facebook      
827To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. Share on Facebook      
828To the eternal question 'Why' there is an equally simple answer 'Because'. Share on Facebook      
829To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world. Share on Facebook      
830To think too long about doing a thing, often becomes its undoing. Share on Facebook      
831To walk only on sunny days is to never reach ones destination. Share on Facebook      
832Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait." Share on Facebook      
833Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks. Share on Facebook      
834Today in Art class we were going to paint a nude model, but the teacher sent her to the office for violating dress code. Share on Facebook      
835Today in English we learned absolutely nothing about killing mockingbirds. Share on Facebook      
836Today is the first day of the rest of this mess. Share on Facebook      
837Today is the last day of your life so far. Share on Facebook      
838Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Share on Facebook      
839Today's children would be less spoiled if we could spank grandparents! Share on Facebook      
840Today's program is brought to you by Oil of Oláy, the favorite oil of Spanish bull fighters. Share on Facebook