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821I wonder what God was thinking when he came up with the idea of pubic hair. Share on Facebook      
822I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth. Share on Facebook      
823I wonder who closes the door after the bus driver gets out. Share on Facebook      
824I wonder why a gynecologist leaves the room when women get undressed? Share on Facebook      
825I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. Share on Facebook      
826I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. Share on Facebook      
827I work for a living, I don't live for working. Share on Facebook      
828I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" Share on Facebook      
829I worked in a health food store, but got fired for eating cotton candy and drinking straight Bosco on the job. Share on Facebook      
830I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public. Share on Facebook      
831I worry that the person who thought up Rap may be thinking up something else. Share on Facebook      
832I would give $1000 to be a millionaire. Share on Facebook      
833I would have made a good Pope. Share on Facebook      
834I would like to find the person who invented sex and see what he's working on now. Share on Facebook      
835I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Share on Facebook      
836I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. Share on Facebook      
837I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? Share on Facebook      
838I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy. Share on Facebook      
839I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. Share on Facebook      
840I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Share on Facebook