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821Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Share on Facebook      
822Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. Share on Facebook      
823Beauty is only a light switch away. Share on Facebook      
824Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. Share on Facebook      
825Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone! Share on Facebook      
826Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you. Share on Facebook      
827Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on. Share on Facebook      
828Becoming aware of my character defects leads me to the next step -- blaming my parents! Share on Facebook      
829Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it. Share on Facebook      
830Beepilepsy - The brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper goes off (especially in vibrator mode). Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption of speech in mid-sentence. Share on Facebook      
831Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon. Share on Facebook      
832Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls). Share on Facebook      
833Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Share on Facebook      
834Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!!! Share on Facebook      
835BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. Share on Facebook      
836Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. Share on Facebook      
837Before a man can stand he must learn to kneel. Share on Facebook      
838Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. The friend OR the money. Share on Facebook      
839Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. Share on Facebook      
840Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. Share on Facebook