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801To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer. Share on Facebook      
802To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. Share on Facebook      
803To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human. Share on Facebook      
804To err is human, to forgive highly unlikely. Share on Facebook      
805To err is human. To blame someone else is politics. Share on Facebook      
806To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. Share on Facebook      
807To err is human...and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Share on Facebook      
808To err is human; to moo, bovine. Share on Facebook      
809To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong! Share on Facebook      
810To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends. Share on Facebook      
811To foretell the destiny of a nation, one has to open the book of her past. Share on Facebook      
812To generalize is to be an idiot. Share on Facebook      
813To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know. Share on Facebook      
814To know what you know, and to know what you don't know is true knowledge. Share on Facebook      
815To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse. Share on Facebook      
816To light a candle is to cast a shadow. Share on Facebook      
817To live your life to the fullest, you've got to be a master of economics... after all, time's demand is always far exceeding it's supply. Share on Facebook      
818To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best. Share on Facebook      
819To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. Share on Facebook      
820To me, good exercise is soaking in a tub, pulling the plug, and fighting the current ! Share on Facebook