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801I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it. Share on Facebook      
802I will always love the false image I had of you. Share on Facebook      
803I will get it done when I get it done! Share on Facebook      
804I will meet you at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. Share on Facebook      
805I will not cheat on my wife, because I love my house Share on Facebook      
806I will not encourage others to fly. Share on Facebook      
807I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. Share on Facebook      
808I wish I was a kid again, because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. Share on Facebook      
809I wish I was on a Cincinnati street corner holding a clean dog. Share on Facebook      
810I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself. Share on Facebook      
811I wish my mouth had a backspace key. Share on Facebook      
812I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Share on Facebook      
813I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat as much. Share on Facebook      
814I wish that Hallmark would make a card that says, "Sorry, what was your name again?" Share on Facebook      
815I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. Share on Facebook      
816I won't argue with you because I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Share on Facebook      
817I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. Share on Facebook      
818I wonder how long I would be on hold if my call wasn't important to them. Share on Facebook      
819I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Share on Facebook      
820I wonder if angels believe in ghosts. Share on Facebook