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801Be good or be good at it! Share on Facebook      
802Be good. If you can't be good, have fun. Share on Facebook      
803Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. Share on Facebook      
804Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you. Share on Facebook      
805Be naughty and save Santa the trip. Share on Facebook      
806Be naughty next year. Save Santa the trip. Share on Facebook      
807Be nice to dragons, for you are crunchy, and go well with ketchup. Share on Facebook      
808Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. Share on Facebook      
809Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. Share on Facebook      
810Be nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. Share on Facebook      
811Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. Share on Facebook      
812Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Share on Facebook      
813Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents. Share on Facebook      
814Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For in your life you will be all of these. Share on Facebook      
815Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job. Share on Facebook      
816Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo". Share on Facebook      
817Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss. Share on Facebook      
818Be yourself. Who else is better qualified? Share on Facebook      
819Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon. Share on Facebook      
820Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Share on Facebook