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781Time's fun when you're having flies. Share on Facebook      
782Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance. Share on Facebook      
783Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors. Share on Facebook      
784Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. Share on Facebook      
785To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. Share on Facebook      
786To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. Share on Facebook      
787To be content with little is hard; to be content with much is impossible. Share on Facebook      
788To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Share on Facebook      
789To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia. Share on Facebook      
790To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. Share on Facebook      
791To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction. Share on Facebook      
792To be or not to be... I think its a trick question. Share on Facebook      
793To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. Share on Facebook      
794To be successful at fishing, you should get there yesterday, when the fish were biting. Share on Facebook      
795To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. Share on Facebook      
796To define recursion, we must first define recursion. Share on Facebook      
797To do is to be [Descartes]. To be is to do [Voltaire]. Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra]. Share on Facebook      
798To do two things at once is to do neither. Share on Facebook      
799To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. Share on Facebook      
800To err is human ... to rub it in is divine. Share on Facebook