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781Bad planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part. Share on Facebook      
782Bad spellers of the world, untie! Share on Facebook      
783Baker's First Law of Federal Geometry: A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors. Share on Facebook      
784Bald guys never have a bad hair day. Share on Facebook      
785Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement. Share on Facebook      
786Banks keep going out of their way to give me credit. ...And for that, I am deeply indebted. Share on Facebook      
787Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upward from the floor. Share on Facebook      
788Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing 2 fingers. Share on Facebook      
789Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror. Share on Facebook      
790Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk. Share on Facebook      
791Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? Share on Facebook      
792Basic unit of laryngitis == 1 hoarsepower Share on Facebook      
793Batteries not included. Share on Facebook      
794Be alert. The world needs more lerts. Share on Facebook      
795Be as friendly to the janitor as you are to the chairman of the board. Share on Facebook      
796Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for. Share on Facebook      
797Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Share on Facebook      
798Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment. Share on Facebook      
799Be different: Conform. Share on Facebook      
800Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Share on Facebook