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619 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out. Share on Facebook      
629 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Share on Facebook      
639 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane. Share on Facebook      
649 out of ten men said they preferred women with large breasts. The remaining man said he preferred any one of the other 9....... Share on Facebook      
6590% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. Share on Facebook      
6698% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%. Share on Facebook      
6799% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Share on Facebook      
68[on a t-shirt] RUSSIAN SPY. Please ignore. Share on Facebook      
69[Referring to a glass of water]: I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! Share on Facebook      
70[seen above a urinal] Your child's future is in your hands. Share on Facebook