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61You can't be late until you show up. Share on Facebook      
62You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. Share on Facebook      
63You can't change a man . . . unless he's in diapers! Share on Facebook      
64You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future. Share on Facebook      
65You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them. Share on Facebook      
66You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. Share on Facebook      
67You can't go wrong with me... but you're welcome to try. Share on Facebook      
68You can't have 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. Share on Facebook      
69You can't have everything, where would you put it? Share on Facebook      
70You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich. Share on Facebook      
71You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs. Share on Facebook      
72You can't plow a field by turning it over in your mind. Share on Facebook      
73You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it. Share on Facebook      
74You can't scare me, I have children. Share on Facebook      
75You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. Share on Facebook      
76You can't take it with you, but if you are clever, you can stash it where no one else can find it. Share on Facebook      
77You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially sky diving. I've tried. Share on Facebook      
78You can't test courage cautiously. Share on Facebook      
79You can't think your way into a new way of living... You have to live your way into a new way of thinking. Share on Facebook      
80You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper. Share on Facebook