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61Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Share on Facebook      
62Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. Share on Facebook      
63Sex is like software: For every one who pays for it there are hundreds getting it for free. Share on Facebook      
64Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved. Share on Facebook      
65Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Share on Facebook      
66Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. Share on Facebook      
67Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant. Share on Facebook      
68Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise. Share on Facebook      
69Sex makes you alert and ready to face the world... it's an ideal substitute for a hot breakfast. Share on Facebook      
70Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off. Share on Facebook      
71Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty good Share on Facebook      
72Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. Share on Facebook      
73Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. Share on Facebook      
74Shakespeare says: "Prose before hos." Share on Facebook      
75Shapes are amorphous. Share on Facebook      
76SHAVE THE SHEEP! Er- I mean save... Share on Facebook      
77She dyes her hair so much, her driver's license has a color wheel. Share on Facebook      
78She has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most places. Share on Facebook      
79She is so flat chested, when she looks down her blouse, the only bumps she sees are her knees. Share on Facebook      
80She likes to be a bitch so much that it pisses her off when her period ends. Share on Facebook