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61Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. Share on Facebook      
62Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Share on Facebook      
63Roses are red, bullets are lead, you better love me, or I'll shoot you in the head. Share on Facebook      
64Roses are red, violets are blue, and puke is yellowish-green. Share on Facebook      
65Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls. Share on Facebook      
66Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies. Share on Facebook      
67Rulers are 30 centimeters long. Men are rulers. Are you 30 centimeters long? Share on Facebook      
68Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties. Share on Facebook