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61Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals. Share on Facebook      
62Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Share on Facebook      
63Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant, conceited men who think they can digest without eating! Share on Facebook      
64Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic... Share on Facebook      
65Physicist: an atom's way of looking at itself. Share on Facebook      
66Physics is to Math what Sex is to Masturbation. Share on Facebook      
67Pick good people, talent never wears out. Share on Facebook      
68Pickles are actually grown in lakes and harvested twice a month not unlike caviar, but not really like it, either. Share on Facebook      
69Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes. Share on Facebook      
70Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. Share on Facebook      
71Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married... Every month the centerfold is the same woman. Share on Facebook      
72Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. Share on Facebook      
73Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition! Share on Facebook      
74Please don't make me kill you. Share on Facebook      
75Please tell your pants its not polite to point! Share on Facebook      
76Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. Share on Facebook      
77PMS: Puberty Much Sucks. Share on Facebook      
78PMS: Purchase More Shoes. Share on Facebook      
79Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese. Share on Facebook      
80Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on. Share on Facebook