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61Never quit until you have another job. Share on Facebook      
62Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Share on Facebook      
63Never say never... unless you're using this cliche. Share on Facebook      
64Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Share on Facebook      
65Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. Share on Facebook      
66Never take a pill that has more side effects than you have symptoms. Share on Facebook      
67Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway. Share on Facebook      
68Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient. Share on Facebook      
69Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. Share on Facebook      
70Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it. Share on Facebook      
71Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Share on Facebook      
72Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Share on Facebook      
73Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. Share on Facebook      
74Never trust a dog to watch your food. Share on Facebook      
75Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probaly lies about other things too. Share on Facebook      
76Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on! Share on Facebook      
77Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass. Share on Facebook      
78Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim. Share on Facebook      
79Never try to lick a glacier. Share on Facebook      
80Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Share on Facebook