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61Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence. Share on Facebook      
62Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Share on Facebook      
63Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Share on Facebook      
64Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers. Share on Facebook      
65Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Share on Facebook      
66Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. Share on Facebook      
67Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Share on Facebook      
68Marriage is the transference of misery from the woman to the man. Share on Facebook      
69Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Share on Facebook      
70Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. Share on Facebook      
71Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Share on Facebook      
72Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. Share on Facebook      
73Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Share on Facebook      
74Marriage still confers one very special privilege....Only a married person can get divorced. Share on Facebook      
75Marriage. An expensive way of getting your laundry done for free. Share on Facebook      
76Marriage? Sorry, I can't mate in captivity. Share on Facebook      
77Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail. Share on Facebook      
78Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die. Share on Facebook      
79Mass Murder: What happens when Bob discovers Robertology. Share on Facebook      
80Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter. Share on Facebook