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61Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. Share on Facebook      
62Let's say you stuff a cat's tail up his ass until it peeks out of his mouth, and you give the tip of its tail a sound yank. Would the cat turn inside out? Share on Facebook      
63Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth. Share on Facebook      
64Let's skip the insults and get right down to your butt kicking! Share on Facebook      
65Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn't be exciting to do or say anything. Share on Facebook      
66Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. Share on Facebook      
67Liberal Arts major: will think for food. Share on Facebook      
68Life - it's nothing like the Brochure! Share on Facebook      
69Life exists for no known purpose. Share on Facebook      
70Life has taught me that there are occasions when you should, and occasions that you shouldn't. Life has not yet taught me to distinguish between the 2 types of occasion. Share on Facebook      
71Life is a car wash.. and I'm on a bicycle. Share on Facebook      
72Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. Share on Facebook      
73Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you're made of. Share on Facebook      
74Life is a Lambourghini: It goes too fast, and it costs too much. Share on Facebook      
75Life is a mixture of proteins and preservatives all trapped into a pale, green, gelatinous goo. Share on Facebook      
76Life is a roller coaster.You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it. Share on Facebook      
77Life is a shit sandwich and on bad days you get no bread. Share on Facebook      
78Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes. Share on Facebook      
79Life is an endless struggle, full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. Share on Facebook      
80Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don't complain about the draught. Share on Facebook