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61I before E except after C. We live in a weird society! Share on Facebook      
62I believe I have "furniture disease". My chest has fallen into my drawers. Share on Facebook      
63I believe in safe sex...I've got a handrail around the bed." Share on Facebook      
64I believe that dust protects furniture. Share on Facebook      
65I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty. (John D. Rockefeller Jr.) Share on Facebook      
66I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change. Share on Facebook      
67I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh. Share on Facebook      
68I bet you I could stop gambling. Share on Facebook      
69I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else's property. Share on Facebook      
70I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. Share on Facebook      
71I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. Share on Facebook      
72I bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend a whole evening in front of it in only 8 minutes. Share on Facebook      
73I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. Share on Facebook      
74I bought a new boomerang but I can't seem to throw the old one away. Share on Facebook      
75I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish, I turned it on and went to sleep, the record got stuck, the next day I could only stutter in Spanish. Share on Facebook      
76I bought an album that teaches you Spanish while you sleep. During the night the record skipped, so now I can only stutter in Spanish. Share on Facebook      
77I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping. Share on Facebook      
78I bought one of those glass balls with snow in it that you turn upside down. Mine has a little plow in it that comes out and does the roads. Share on Facebook      
79I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again. Share on Facebook      
80I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Share on Facebook