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61Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Share on Facebook      
62Have you heard about the new web site for people with dyslexia ? It's com.dyslexia.www. Share on Facebook      
63Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Share on Facebook      
64Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Share on Facebook      
65Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back! Share on Facebook      
66Have you seen the latest Jane Fonda video ? It's called "Didn't Work Out." Share on Facebook      
67Have you seen the new home surgery kit available via mail order? It's called Suture Self. Share on Facebook      
68Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. Share on Facebook      
69Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others. Share on Facebook      
70Having failed to conquer myself, the best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself. Share on Facebook      
71Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. Share on Facebook      
72Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Share on Facebook      
73Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match. Share on Facebook      
74Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end. Share on Facebook      
75He broke my heart...so I broke his jaw. Share on Facebook      
76He didn't know if it was a gun in her pocket or she was just pleased to see him, but neither option looked good. Share on Facebook      
77He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. Share on Facebook      
78He doesn't get even... he gets odder. Share on Facebook      
79He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Share on Facebook      
80He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. Share on Facebook