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61God is God, and I'm not. Share on Facebook      
62God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God. Share on Facebook      
63God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier. Share on Facebook      
64God is real, unless declared as an integer. Share on Facebook      
65God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" Share on Facebook      
66God made hundreds of millions of planets and wonderful species. But, by the time he got to us, he was scraping the bottom of the barrel. Share on Facebook      
67God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. Share on Facebook      
68God made pot. Man made beer...Who do you trust ? Share on Facebook      
69God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends! Share on Facebook      
70God made us brothers, but prozac made us friends. Share on Facebook      
71God must especially love Fundamentalist preachers, Paleoconservative Republicans and the mentally ill, since He is all they ever talk about. Share on Facebook      
72God must love stupid people. He made SO many. Share on Facebook      
73God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. Share on Facebook      
74God sends no one away empty, except those who are full of themselves. Share on Facebook      
75God so loved the world that He did not send a committee. Share on Facebook      
76God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. Share on Facebook      
77God will forgive me. That's his job, after all. Share on Facebook      
78God's noblest work? Man. Who found it out? Man. Share on Facebook      
79God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. Share on Facebook      
80God: An invisible friend for adults Share on Facebook