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61Even paranoids have enemies. Share on Facebook      
62Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to. Share on Facebook      
63Even rarer than a doctor who can't stand the sight of blood Is a lawyer who can't stand the sight of money. Share on Facebook      
64Even snakes are afraid of snakes. Share on Facebook      
65Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. Share on Facebook      
66Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth! Share on Facebook      
67Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Share on Facebook      
68Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Share on Facebook      
69Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. Share on Facebook      
70Ever notice how ignorance picks-up confidence as it goes along. Share on Facebook      
71Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press? I don't get it. Share on Facebook      
72Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision? Share on Facebook      
73Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? Share on Facebook      
74Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts. Share on Facebook      
75Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Share on Facebook      
76Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. Share on Facebook      
77Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup ? Share on Facebook      
78Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Share on Facebook      
79Ever wonder what they call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp? Share on Facebook      
80Ever wonder why god-centered religions make a woman responsible for messing up the world? Share on Facebook