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61Did you hear about the blonde that tried to steal a police car? She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Share on Facebook      
62Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". Share on Facebook      
63Did you hear about the device that makes cars run 95% quieter? .... it fits right over her mouth. Share on Facebook      
64Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Share on Facebook      
65Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Share on Facebook      
66Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? He's a little stiff now. Share on Facebook      
67Did you hear about the new 'morning after' pill for men ? It changes their blood type. Share on Facebook      
68Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for impotent husbands? It's called Nut'n Raisin Honey ! Share on Facebook      
69Did you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On & On Anon. Share on Facebook      
70Did you hear about the shopkeeper who was making a fortune selling thong bikinis? They were going for fifty dollars a crack! Share on Facebook      
71Did you hear about the two blond thieves that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months. Share on Facebook      
72Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children. Share on Facebook      
73Did you hear Al Gore is running for president? His slogan? "Only Tipper gets in MY zipper" Share on Facebook      
74Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? He just bends over the pages! Share on Facebook      
75Did you hear that A & P and Stop-N-Shop have merged? The new store's called "Stop 'n Pee". Share on Facebook      
76Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! Share on Facebook      
77Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? ...Or did I tell you that already ? Share on Facebook      
78Did you know that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viagra? He renamed it MICROHARD. Share on Facebook      
79Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Share on Facebook      
80Did you sleep well? "No, I made a couple of mistakes." Share on Facebook