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61Beepilepsy - The brief seizure people sometimes have when their beeper goes off (especially in vibrator mode). Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions and interruption of speech in mid-sentence. Share on Facebook      
62Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon. Share on Facebook      
63Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean (against doors, tables, walls). Share on Facebook      
64Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Share on Facebook      
65Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!!! Share on Facebook      
66BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. Share on Facebook      
67Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. Share on Facebook      
68Before a man can stand he must learn to kneel. Share on Facebook      
69Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. The friend OR the money. Share on Facebook      
70Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. Share on Facebook      
71Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. Share on Facebook      
72Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. Share on Facebook      
73Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Share on Facebook      
74Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets. Share on Facebook      
75Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up. Share on Facebook      
76Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Share on Facebook      
77Before you open your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement upon the silence. Share on Facebook      
78Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean. Share on Facebook      
79Behind every great man is a puzzled woman. Share on Facebook      
80Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. Share on Facebook