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61A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. Share on Facebook      
62A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. Share on Facebook      
63A conservative is a person who lives in a past that never existed. Share on Facebook      
64A conservative is a politician who wants to keep what the liberals fought for a generation ago. Share on Facebook      
65A conservative is a worshipper of dead radicals. Share on Facebook      
66A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing [mimes steering wheel]? This steers it." Share on Facebook      
67A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. Share on Facebook      
68A crisis is when you can't say: "let's forget the whole thing". Share on Facebook      
69A crumb from a winner's table is better than a feast from a loser's table! Share on Facebook      
70A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Share on Facebook      
71A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Share on Facebook      
72A day for firm decisions! Or is it? Share on Facebook      
73A day off is always more welcome when it's unexpected. Share on Facebook      
74A day without radiation is a day without sunshine. Share on Facebook      
75A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle. Share on Facebook      
76A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Share on Facebook      
77A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight. Share on Facebook      
78A diet is a weigh of life. Share on Facebook      
79A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Share on Facebook      
80A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing. Share on Facebook