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761Those who want to learn listen; those who know it all interrupt. Share on Facebook      
762Those with the best advice usually offer no advice. Share on Facebook      
763Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Share on Facebook      
764Three guys walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Oh man, not another stupid joke." Share on Facebook      
765Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Share on Facebook      
766Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um... Share on Facebook      
767Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement == 1 bananosecond Share on Facebook      
768Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Share on Facebook      
769Time flies when you're in a coma. Share on Facebook      
770Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory. Share on Facebook      
771Time is a luxury you do not have. Share on Facebook      
772Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once. Share on Facebook      
773Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest! Share on Facebook      
774Time is merely a waste of reality. Share on Facebook      
775Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time. Share on Facebook      
776Time is the best teacher: unfortunately it kills all of its students. Share on Facebook      
777Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Share on Facebook      
778Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour == Knot-furlong Share on Facebook      
779Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician. Share on Facebook      
780Time takes time. Share on Facebook