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761Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't. Share on Facebook      
762Attitude must be an art because it draws, and not a science because it can't be measured. Share on Facebook      
763Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. Share on Facebook      
764Autopsy is a dying practice. Share on Facebook      
765Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. Share on Facebook      
766Avoid alliterations always. Share on Facebook      
767Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? Share on Facebook      
768Ax me about Ebonics Share on Facebook      
769Ax Me About Ebonics. Share on Facebook