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761Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't. Share on Facebook      
762Attitude must be an art because it draws, and not a science because it can't be measured. Share on Facebook      
763Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. Share on Facebook      
764Autopsy is a dying practice. Share on Facebook      
765Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. Share on Facebook      
766Avoid alliterations always. Share on Facebook      
767Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? Share on Facebook      
768Ax me about Ebonics Share on Facebook      
769Ax Me About Ebonics. Share on Facebook      
770Babies are born with over 600 bones, but by adulthood they have fused into 2 large bones, Left and Right. Share on Facebook      
771Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'. Share on Facebook      
772Baby-sitter: a teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers. Share on Facebook      
773Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Share on Facebook      
774Bachelors know more about women than married men, that's why they not married. Share on Facebook      
775Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? Share on Facebook      
776Bacon is a thing to fear, when it's made of mud. Share on Facebook      
777Bad breath is better than no breath at all. Share on Facebook      
778Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... Share on Facebook      
779Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though. Share on Facebook      
780Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner. Share on Facebook