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741This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it's dimwit resistant. Share on Facebook      
742This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget. Share on Facebook      
743This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me. Share on Facebook      
744Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room. Share on Facebook      
745Those nicotine patches work really well, but I heard it was hard to keep them lit. Share on Facebook      
746Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do. Share on Facebook      
747Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week. Share on Facebook      
748Those small bumps around a womans' nipples is Braille for "suck here". Share on Facebook      
749Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest. Share on Facebook      
750Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves. Share on Facebook      
751Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Share on Facebook      
752Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Share on Facebook      
753Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. Share on Facebook      
754Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway. Share on Facebook      
755Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim. Share on Facebook      
756Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance. Share on Facebook      
757Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Share on Facebook      
758Those who race through life finish first. Share on Facebook      
759Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it. Share on Facebook      
760Those who say they "sleep like a baby", haven't got one. Share on Facebook