| 7381 | 9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.
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| 7382 | 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. |
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| 7383 | 9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane. |
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| 7384 | 9 out of ten men said they preferred women with large breasts. The remaining man said he preferred any one of the other 9....... |
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| 7385 | 90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The
rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. |
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| 7386 | 98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%.
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| 7387 | 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. |
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| 7388 | [on a t-shirt] RUSSIAN SPY. Please ignore. |
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| 7389 | [Referring to a glass of water]: I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! |
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| 7390 | [seen above a urinal] Your child's future is in your hands. |
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