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73819 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out. Share on Facebook      
73829 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Share on Facebook      
73839 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane. Share on Facebook      
73849 out of ten men said they preferred women with large breasts. The remaining man said he preferred any one of the other 9....... Share on Facebook      
738590% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife. Share on Facebook      
738698% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%. Share on Facebook      
738799% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Share on Facebook      
7388[on a t-shirt] RUSSIAN SPY. Please ignore. Share on Facebook      
7389[Referring to a glass of water]: I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody! Share on Facebook      
7390[seen above a urinal] Your child's future is in your hands. Share on Facebook